1. Anonymous said: omg im sorry i know FOB is fall out boy but i cant stop laughing bc the first thing that comes to my mind is "fob"

    ajantas:

    I KNOW LIKE FRESH OFF THE BOAT

     
  2. juliadon:

    Damn

    (via lsdzeppelin)

     

  3. its-a me twerkio

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    (Source: koppaiprincess, via not-a-twelve-year-old)

     

  4. to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

    durbikins:

    …sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

    (Source: nahr4lma, via not-a-twelve-year-old)

     

  5. mahn1gga:

    trying to pick out a wedgie in public

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    (via not-a-twelve-year-old)

     

  6. supermoclel:

    supermoclel:

    where did my avocados go

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  7. reverseracists:

    can someone put Joan rivers in a nursing home already

    (Source: khaleesiclinton, via not-a-twelve-year-old)

     
  8. savepetesnudes:

    savepetesnudes:

    I just sent this to Brendon. no regrets.

    HE OPENED IT I’M PISSING

    (via not-a-twelve-year-old)

     
  9. lookingfor-thefaultinour-towns:

    pizza-dome:

    theevermysteriousowl:

    LOSING MY SHIT

    im gunNA VOMIT

    "Of course you have left overs that looks fucking gross" I LOST IT THERE

    (Source: the-fearless-tall-dude-killer, via not-a-twelve-year-old)

     
     

  10. iceemoon:

    "i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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    (via not-a-twelve-year-old)